Adult Toons

You ever go to use a public phone or someone’s cell and think hmmm wow this is warm or damp…
Maybe we shouldn’t wonder about these things…gee the pool water seems warmer…see what I mean?

The Wedding Crashers….helluva funny movie, especially how the Will Ferrell character takes his part even further by crashing funerals to get laid….

I dont know where sexaholics anonymous meets but if there is such a thing sign me up!  Picture it man….a room with a bunch of horny chicks who cant stop themselves from having sex.  You may not help them achieve their goals but you can help each other achieve some fun.

The wonderful world of the internet…nowhere else can you experience so many anal retentive geeks getting hung up on details that just dont matter….

You can just picture this dude ending up dead for hassling these chicks’ pimp for his money back and not letting it go….and to have passed up a couple big titted fuck-toys like this he deserves the bullet in the head he’s going to get.

Dude this guy shouldnt be at the theater watching porn he should be in the damned movie himself. Like seriously if a chick wasn’t scared off by it she would be all over it and there’s obviously room for more than one….porn producers dream come true as well as slutty porn stars dream come true…whatta waste.

Yknow…a lot of whacked out fucked up shit happens in wars…

You gotta wonder what the army with the red pennants would be thinking when this “bomb” drops….

Another example that people really need to shop around when searching for their essential furnishing needs. If this pained patron had looked around he would’ve discovered that a couple of large breasted swedes would’ve filled his furnishing and therapeutic needs far better than some malaysian sweat shop.

Eddy is getting a chance to discover the new republican plan for making sure that America has less AIDs victims and homeless than any other country. That’s right! The employment of HIV+ hookers by the government to give out free fucks (and viruses) to the homeless in return for black market opium in order to deal with their pain while they die. Here’s to another perfect republican presidency in 2008.

A common problem that faces many bored and over-sexed yet insipidly loyal housewives is alcoholism…

Number one sign that your wife (or you if you’re a female) fits into this category is if drinking the wine just doesn’t fill her/your need and she needs the whole bottle to really fill what she craves.

Ya ever feel like chicks today are just way too mouthy especially if they start communicating with both sets of lips instead of just using them as a place to bury cock? Like fuck man, if I was this dude I’d just ask for a ‘hand job’.