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Wow, now here is a computer generated chick that you really do not want to mess with! She has very muscular arms - she looks like she works out a lot, and maybe boxes even. Do not piss her off, that is for sure! She will beat your ass! But even with those intimidating muscles, this 3D cyber chick is hot, and of course she shows off that tasty body of hers. She does a tasty striptease in front of the camera, wearing nothing but a thong and pantyhose that go to her knees.

She dances around in exotic movements. She shows off that nice butt that is so firm, and those succulent titties are nice too. She does her dance for a hunk - a nice private 3D show. She loves giving tasty dances like this, because she knows that it really turns on her lovers. It makes her feel very sexy, and wanted. Which is true, no doubt! She is hot, and what hunk would not want to have a tasty sexual encounter with this hunky toon babe!

She is perfect, and was created that way. She is not like real beauties who have one boob that is smaller than the other, or pussy lips that drag down. She is just perfect, and you will be lucky if you ever find a chick in real life who looks like her.

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Dude this guy shouldnt be at the theater watching porn he should be in the damned movie himself. Like seriously if a chick wasn’t scared off by it she would be all over it and there’s obviously room for more than one….porn producers dream come true as well as slutty porn stars dream come true…whatta waste.

Yknow…a lot of whacked out fucked up shit happens in wars…

You gotta wonder what the army with the red pennants would be thinking when this “bomb” drops….

Another example that people really need to shop around when searching for their essential furnishing needs. If this pained patron had looked around he would’ve discovered that a couple of large breasted swedes would’ve filled his furnishing and therapeutic needs far better than some malaysian sweat shop.

Eddy is getting a chance to discover the new republican plan for making sure that America has less AIDs victims and homeless than any other country. That’s right! The employment of HIV+ hookers by the government to give out free fucks (and viruses) to the homeless in return for black market opium in order to deal with their pain while they die. Here’s to another perfect republican presidency in 2008.

A common problem that faces many bored and over-sexed yet insipidly loyal housewives is alcoholism…

Number one sign that your wife (or you if you’re a female) fits into this category is if drinking the wine just doesn’t fill her/your need and she needs the whole bottle to really fill what she craves.

Ya ever feel like chicks today are just way too mouthy especially if they start communicating with both sets of lips instead of just using them as a place to bury cock? Like fuck man, if I was this dude I’d just ask for a ‘hand job’.