That’s the problem with mad scientists…their priorities are skewed and they concentrate on the wrong fucking things.
I don’t see a whole hell of a lot of a practical application in shrinking women down to midgy widgy itty bitty bimboids that can’t even suck your cock…but if they all looked like ‘the big-boned’ one before he zapped them, then he’s obviously also created an ugly reversal ray.
This is the type of situation that this guy should have learned to deal with in kindergarten. So often when enjoying yourself, some idiot comes along being a killjoy saying ‘Oh…you can’t do that.’
Experience has taught me, as it should have taught this guy, that usually these people just want to be invited to join in on the fun too and I bet if Harold and his girlfriend offered to make it a threesome they wouldn’t have any more problems.
I blame tree huggers and eco-freaks and modern disposable society for troubled marriages like this one.
In the good ol’ days when we did our shopping they would give us big ol’ paper bags in case we had big ol’ ugly wives…If this idiot knew about brown-bagging he could just have a good time and appreciate those huge tits.
Some people would say that licking those toads while on their vacation was not a good plan for these guys…
But if it wasn’t for the toad licking, the reality that these mermaids about to give them awesome blowjobs actually being piranhas because they crashed their boat in piranha infested waters would set in and their last moments would be painful hell instead of blissful ignorance.
Some people would say that licking those toads while on their vacation was not a good plan for these guys…
But if it wasn’t for the toad licking, the reality that these mermaids about to give them awesome blowjobs actually being piranhas because they crashed their boat in piranha infested waters would set in and their last moments would be painful hell instead of blissful ignorance.
Mall time madness is something I avoid if I’m able to because who the hell wants to listen to all the noise, get jostled around and spend money to get a headache?
Now if these crazy sales had naked cat fights like this, it might be worth my time because it would give me a different kind of throbbing head…but with my luck they would be some ugly old Russian women.
I dunno about you, but I have a little program from the weather network called WeatherEye that tells me the weather and whether or not it’s going to be pretty damn breezy.
But if I got to watch some big titted slut weather chick naked giving me the weather, then maybe I would become a tv watcher again. Three cheers for hot big-boobed naked broadcasters (the female ones).
This is one crazy mutated muff, but this chick has gotta learn to be careful or be exploited…
Like if I was this dude, my response would be ‘I dunno…how do you like being sold to a circus as a carnival freak bitch?’
Some employers dont spend enough time checking over a prospective employees resume before hiring them and this is a perfect example of that.
If this restaurant owner had paid closer attention he might have noticed that his waitress’ last job was as a lap dancer…Tho personally if I were the owner thats what I would want from my waitresses and the customer could order ‘extra sauce’ for an extra fifty dollars (ten of which would go to the waitress….what the hell she gets her muff munched and paid she cant bitch about just ten bills).
Remember the dodo bird ? Nooooo not really…cos it’s extinct because like most bald animals it couldnt adapt and this balding Homer Simpson colored sap has the same problem….
Like dude…the bitch digs the chocolate…she wants the chocolate and you want sex…she will slurp down that chocolate with gusto she likes it so much…hmmm are there any body parts you have that might enjoy some oral loving if you were to give it a cacao coating?
