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Archive for April, 2008

Beating The Bush

April 18, 2008 By: webmaster Category: Adult Toons No Comments →

Bunches of old politicians running around stoned out of their minds and naked enjoying an old school Caligula orgy…while this sounds funny, my mind also pictures it and says eww.

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This guy is discovering what many of his colleagues already know…that any Republican gathering is sure to have Bush lieing there somewhere.

Dicking Around With Darwin

April 17, 2008 By: webmaster Category: Adult Toons No Comments →

How can you tell, looking at this picture that the chick has colored hair and is obviously a very very stupid blonde?

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Because like most dumb animals that are now extinct, she doesn’t see the writing on the wall telling her that she is obsolete and about to be replaced…evolution rules baby.

Cats, Dogs And Three Blind Mice

April 16, 2008 By: webmaster Category: Adult Toons No Comments →

Obviously this dude, as well as being blind and incredibly well hung, has some pretty bizarre ideas on how to get around and what to use as a cane…

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This is one instance where he’s very lucky…that dog is kinda tripped out but if it had been a cat that saw him, it might have thought ‘oh a new toy!’ with very painful results.

Mary-Jane Mercantile Mind

April 15, 2008 By: webmaster Category: Adult Toons No Comments →

Maybe getting a lid of grass, lighting up and getting super fried and then trying to get into a mercantile frame of mind isn’t such a good idea…

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It leads to seeing pictures like this, thinking about how much money people spend on hardcore protein drinks and how, if I got a bunch of guys together and some empty bottles we could make a helluva lot of money.

For Whom The Bell Tolls

April 14, 2008 By: webmaster Category: Adult Toons No Comments →

I think it would be kinda wild and kinky for a chick to be blowing me while she was on the phone…I dunno, I guess kinda like some whacked out reverse exhibitionism.

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But I think what would be even hotter would be if you get someone asking, like this Myra chick has, for her to say “No, I’m just sucking cock right now”.

Gender Biased Employment

April 12, 2008 By: webmaster Category: Adult Toons No Comments →

You always hear women bitching about how jobs are always easier for guys to get and boo-hoo, women have it so hard getting anything resembling equality in the job market.

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This is one job that, especially based on all the spam telling guys how to make their dicks bigger, is a job where the guys will just end up creating new sets of complaints from female shoppers based on their cock sizes.

Bad Business

April 11, 2008 By: webmaster Category: Adult Toons No Comments →

Testing lingerie seems like a very right on and fun to do all around groovy kind of idea and I don’t know what the store owner bitches problem is…

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A four hundred pound ugly Samoan looking bitch like her should never have opened a lingerie store to begin with, and should just be happy that anybody comes in there for any reason, even if the only reason they come in is to cum.

Bad Business

April 11, 2008 By: webmaster Category: Adult Toons No Comments →

Testing lingerie seems like a very right on and fun to do all around groovy kind of idea and I don’t know what the store owner bitches problem is…

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A four hundred pound ugly Samoan looking bitch like her should never have opened a lingerie store to begin with, and should just be happy that anybody comes in there for any reason, even if the only reason they come in is to cum.

Setting Things Straight

April 10, 2008 By: webmaster Category: Adult Toons No Comments →

You know generally most cops are fucked up power trippers with their heads so far up their own asses that there is next to no point in having them on the street.

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Not Officer Clancy here…he knows how things should be, and in a moment he will set things straight and those hookers will be on their knees giving the pleasure that they should be giving instead of getting pleasure themselves for free.

Perils My Ass

April 09, 2008 By: webmaster Category: Adult Toons No Comments →

Now one day these dudes are gonna laugh about how fucking stupid Freddie is and how the dumb fuck left the lens cap on the camera, and they had to have another orgy the next weekend….

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Meanwhile, as Freddie will grin and laugh himself, inside he will be laughing even harder because his ‘planned’ stupidity got him another hardcore weekend.