Now one day these dudes are gonna laugh about how fucking stupid Freddie is and how the dumb fuck left the lens cap on the camera, and they had to have another orgy the next weekend….
Meanwhile, as Freddie will grin and laugh himself, inside he will be laughing even harder because his ‘planned’ stupidity got him another hardcore weekend.
This is the problem with people who are the voices of their own appointed moral majorities…
They tend to be uneducated about what they’re protesting, which is the reason why I think that the Presidential candidate for 2008 should mandate free quality porn in everyone’s mailboxes.
A lot of guys are thankful to live in the viagra age where they can fuck like studs and leave the chicks literally breathless
Heart-condition Harry shows us that with proper use of prosthetics even guys who cant enjoy viagra can still leave the babes wowed (at least the stupid ones that dont know real from fake).
I do not know where some cartoonists get their ideas from…I dunno, maybe the cartoonist for this is actually a chick.
Any of the bathrooms I’ve been in, if some dude had been commenting on some other dude’s cock like this, his head would’ve been hitting porcelain…tho the little shrimp’s shirt is pink so maybe it’s a fag bathroom.
The world where cocks are sentient and mobile….sounds like a whacked out porno but just imagine..all those chicks that say “you always think with your cock” would be right…
You just know that any guy that wanted to advance himself beyond that and think with his brain would have cock mutiny on his hands….even while we sleep our little trouser snake would lay waiting and biding his time getting ready to strike so he could control it all.
Arrr me hearties these winsome wenches from the auction house show us that the term ’sail ho’ was originally ’sale ho…’
Burying your head in booty like this be a pirate’s favorite way to Davy Jones locker *gasp*
Everyone loves checking out the newest fashions and poses for all of their fetish needs and wants…
This year, with the help of his sexy Polish Olympic Gymnast and Contortionist modelling his latest design, fetish artist Calvin Kink debuts this stunning new look.
