There are a lot of kinky chicks out there…some of the kinkiest are the ones who get off on watching guys get it on with each other.
This chick has them all trumped cos she’s into having sex with dead guys and watching dead guys have sex with each other.
This surfer dude must be one super horny guy to be able to get an erection with major sunburn all over his body including his cock…
Just goes to show, the proximity of a hot naked chick with soothing lotion to rub on your skin can make even the most pained guy get hard.
This is a test of being savvy or not…someone who isn’t very perceptive would think that this latina lovely is turning down the guy’s request for some ass-fucking.
A more savvy and perceptive guy would realize that she is just opening negotiations for how much it will cost.
This just goes to prove that there’s two ways of looking at everything…
Scenario One: We have the makings of a horror story, and these chicks better get the fuck outta that water before the cock monsters get them! Scenario Two: Even if these chicks are a bunch of dykes swimming together, they should take advantage of what must be the biggest cocks in the world on dudes who obviously don’t need to come up for air.
Some people have fucked up priorities…
I mean, what the hell is with these people…they live in a glass aquarium or some fucking thing where anyone can see them and not enough room to hardly move, yet their number one concern is how her pussy smells ???
This reminds me of those stories of guys who end up dead with the last words they hear being “Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight”.
This hapless robber obviously is outgunned because he brought a gun to a cannon-fight.
Yknow, this chick is a fruitcake. She’s all hot and bothered and fussing about a bit of cum on her keyboard (well, maybe a LOT of cum) when she should be amazed at the fact that it’s still white, still sticky and there’s TONS of it! That’s like super-cum or something…!
Women miss these kinds of opportunities all the time…they see a hot horny dude who wants to get it on (and really needs to ‘get it out’) and they freak out about the stupidest things to avoid the action. This horny fucker should show that bitch just how good cum can be and splooge another massive Peter North-esque load, but this time all over her face.
Yknow those dorks and nerds when you were younger that you figured would never have any use (I’m not talking the Bill Gates ones…I’m talking the totally useless geeks that you just knew would never have any use)…
Well as you can see, if it weren’t for the fact that these geeks were too dorky to ever get laid, and too square to ever jack it…we wouldn’t have the rough and tough denim-wear that we now enjoy.
A lot of women nowadays have their priorities fucked up and go for guys who either look gay, are gay, or they are so twinkified they may as well be made by Hostess.
At least this chick has her priorities straight, and knows that for the fun that really matters, it’s not the head on top of the neck that counts.
Many years ago men used to enjoy their ‘evening constitutional’ with their wife and faithful dog at the end of their day after work was done and dinner was consumed…and they would spend some time chatting with their womenfolk about whatever took their fancy…
Nowadays, though the evening constitutional may still be a regular activity for some, many young couples would rather be ‘walking the dog’ than using their legs…but they still prefer going outside to do it.
