Adult Toons

This picture is a paradox in the making…obviously the guy is insane, but he’s not a masochist, if anything it could be said that he has a fetish for frigid chicks.  Though in that case he should just bang the frigid eyeless bitch giving him a rough time for indulging his fetish.

Yknow tho…any chick who is that frigid as to drive her man to seeking a snowchick for warmth is probably wickeder, colder, and meaner than the Wicked Witch of the West and this dude should be calling 1 800 Divorce followed by 1 800 Hot Filipino Wife.

One of the ways you can tell what people have done too many drugs is that they tend to react differently to situations than somebody who hasn’t done too many drugs would.

Trippy as this scenario would be; you would think the chicks would be kinda freaked out like ‘Oh my God is he an alien?!’ and if the dude isn’t an alien, he would be ‘Oh my God what the hell’s wrong with me?!’

Yknow why porn needs better special effects?  So that we can have some pretty far out, trippy, fantasorgasmic jack off material, especially now with blu-ray technology.

You ever see the Fantastic Four, or know what it is?  Anyway, there’s this dude Mr Fantastic (go figure) and he can totally stretch out any part of his body like miles and miles long, or whatever…dude, that’s the type of special effect fucking they need in some porn movies.

They say that women are creatures of extremes and this is certainly a case in point…

Everyone knows that generally women tend to walk around with their heads up their asses…now on this chick’s quest for extreme satisfaction she is fucked right up…or make that wrong up.

Have you ever gotten your dick caught in your fly?  If you have you know it hurts like fucking hell with a pain that will definitely linger.

Hopefully Captain pale penis here is invulnerable to pain, cos damn that sure looks wedged.  Personally I bet hung like that he’s got it out on purpose trying to score with another slut like that redhead.