Adult Toons

The great thing about cartoons and toons is that the most unrealistic situation can be drawn, with the only limitations being the imagination of the artist…

The artist of this image was very liberal with the laws of physics as he has this chocolate stud holding a chick up by her thigh with one hand, sticking his hand in her pussy with the other, all the while getting his cock squeezed between two monster mammaries while he cums in this blonde’s hot mouth.  Yep, a totally impossible real-life sex position (unless the dude happens to be Lobo or something) that would be incredibly awesome to experience.  Once again Trashy Toons delivers.

Some guys must not own mirrors…that’s the only explanation for idiots like this that we encounter all too often.

Irony of course being; if this guy did own a mirror he would see that he has some pretty fine tits of his own.

Southwestern States have the lowest divorce rate in the continental United States…my studies have shown that this is because of the geographical histories for these areas.

In the 1800’s, men out west learned to be real men and realized that any filly, be it equine or human, just needs to be broken and taught who is in command when being ridden.

Terry the Tyrannasaurus was the envy of all the dinosaurs cos whenever it came to something new, he was always the first one in the jungle that got to try it.

Here he lucks out once again as he gets to eat the world’s first creampie.

Monday nights are known to Mormons as Family Home Evenings and they play games and learn lessons to help their kids make their way through the world and their lives…

Here we see a typical Mormon couple showing their daughter Suzie that sometimes when times are tight in college she may have to look to other ways to pay her rent using Monopoly as a great family learning tool.

This slut doesn’t need to wear the Darth Vader mask…it’s obvious from her skin tone she is consumed by the dark side.

I just wonder if that nerd opened up her Two Moons of Endor and plunged deeply into the dark side himself.

From some of the dumbest things come some of the greatest ideas for some people…

True story; Axle Rose from Guns n Roses saw this cartoon and went ahead, hired a plastic surgeon and soundproofed his practice room with tits.

Yet another advancement for women’s rights and the liberation of the standard housewife into a milf…

Only the primal power and cock-craving nature of a milf can take the furious licking and fucking of a black stud like this, yet still be aware of the time so she can go pick up Jimmy from soccer and get dinner on the table before hubby gets home none the wiser.

This is the thing about these cartoons made by the French…they just continue to show how gay French men are…well, cartoons like this and the French poodle.

Now I don’t know about you, but unless you’re a fag if there’s some hot chick picking up apples with her pussy next to you…you don’t bury your face to bob for apples, you bob your cock in front of her face and give her something to cling to with her other lips.

Yknow I heard about a chick with this problem once…I think it was on Dateline or 24 Hours…

Anyways, anytime she was touched or brushed against things she would end up having an orgasm…imagine how she would cum if she were being tickled or actually getting her pussy eaten out!