This just goes to show that even the oldest profession in the world had to adapt with the times and get with the modern age
I find it both exciting and somewhat disturbing to picture the hookers of the future online cybersex 3d virtual worlds…500 lb men looking like the hot white haired chick in Heavy Metal….shudder
You often hear 50+ people talking about how things were better way back and how the Internet has helped destroy society on and on and on they go and we think yeah whatever…the stuff we have now rocks.
Though….if this is what Good ol days were and these are what people are talking about when they say partylines then I really think we missed out on some good times….like how we missed the Free Love of the 60s…nowadays love costs you at least dinner and a glass of wine.
It’s cheating little bitch actresses like this that should get cock-slapped by cocks like this…
They go on their special protein diets so that they can stay alive and feed their anorexia at the same time, and then they lie and are lazy and don’t swallow the load when it is delivered.
The media keeps telling people about the horrible things that can happen if they smoke marijuana…
If your girlfriend happens to be a typical blonde bimbo slut like this one, forgotten sextoys of course is another thing to be aware of.
I don’t know what planet this is where a woman’s pussy is a pussy…
But whatever planet it is, if a pussy is a pussy then guys have got to evolve their cocks into dogs…maybe this would be easier if they were on Pluto.
Another reason why the Americans are better than the British…you see James Bond may have had chicks with names like Pussy Galore and Holly GoodHead, but when he was in bed with them they were all silent little fuck toys…
American agents make their chicks cum so hard they scream and the CIA double penetration action gives a whole new definition to ‘Double Agent’…after all CIA stands for Cocks In Action.
Nowadays it’s hard to tell which part of a woman is fake and which is real…with all the different implants readily available to be inserted here there and everywhere, these chicks are spending thousands of dollars to turn themselves into something they weren’t meant to be.
The problem with this is that they end up about as real as one of these toons at Trashy Toons…which I guess is good for this chick; cos in reality a hole like that on her ass would have her screaming bloody murder, not nagging at her man for slapping her too hard.
Dont know if you ever watched this movie from the 90s starring John Ritter where he was trapped in his tv going channel to channel…well of course like any such movie needs to do it included a part where he got turned into a toon and was in a toon world.
Trashy Toons is there to remind us that if you get stuck as a toon make sure you seek out the toon sluts of their toon world so you can get head from a babe like this instead of being in a less enjoyable toonland where you get an anvil on your head instead.
This is the reason the Irish should be in charge of television programming…Mulligan’s Stew.
Crappy shows like Divorce Court, Sex Court and all the idiotic reality shows that people glue themselves to…mix them together and you get a stew that will make your cock spew.
Everybody all over the world is starting to get ready for the Summer Olympics. Unfortunately this includes some left-wing spazoids…
These left-wing spazoids would be better served making the boring version of the Olympics (the Winter ones) more interesting by petitioning for sports like this.
