Adult Toons

Ah if only life could be like it is in the funnies; the world would be full of colorful people interacting in hilariously entertaining ways, and bleeding heart liberals would have a field day.

In this toon the victim has been empowered with the right to dictate what punishment her perpetrator has to endure.  In typical female style, this blonde babe goes for the most torturous thing she can imagine with this huge hairy BUW (big ugly woman) momma and really makes him pay for his crimes.

Some guys are so desperate to get laid that they ignore all the warning signs before plunging their cock into an inviting hole…

You’d think the barbed wire and huge sign warning of cannibal women would deter this horny fucker from sticking his dick in that hole in the fence, but as is so often the case, the need for sexual satisfaction has overwhelmed his basic male instincts for survival…that is unless he’s a severe masochist and that’s why his cock is so incredibly hard knowing just how much pain and torture he’s going to experience at this hole in the wall.

To any of you out there who have read comics in the last 50 years, a mainstay of the DC Universe was Jonn Jonnz, the Martian Manhunter.  He has been in every incarnation of the Justice League of America and is now dead.  Not X-Man dead…dead dead.

So in honor to a fallen hero of myth, Trashy Toons presents this Oreo sandwich for him (Oreo’s were Jonn’s favorite Earth food).

So many of these Trashy Toons cartoons remind me of “The Far Side” and “Mad Magazine”

So my question is…why the hell has no-one ever made an adult humor cartoon magazine?  (and best of Hustler and best of Playboy cartoon collections doesn’t count).

Women are bitches for the most part, and when you screw them over they become vindictive malicious bitches who will go to extreme lengths to exact their revenge upon you…

This dude only has himself to blame, not only has he been off fucking some other chick when he’s got a perfectly willing blonde slut at home, but he’s also completely oblivious to the fact that his soon-to-be-ex is shoving those beans down her throat faster than he can ram his cock in her soon-to-be-exploding ass.

This is so typical of so many people nowadays…everyone is always rush rush rush and never takes the time to actually shop around, and then scam artists like this bitch get money that real pro’s could be getting.

If these guys bothered to look in the back of almost every porn magazine on the racks at the magazine store, they would have seen tons of ads for Dominatrix’s who would’ve done the same thing for them for a couple hundred bucks.

You would think that this would be a tragic birthday party for Carl where he learns to be careful what he wishes for…

Fortunately though; Carl happens to be an extreme masochist and he ended up cumming like never before when the husband beat the hell out of him, so actually he ended up getting two wishes granted.

Some guys would find this a novelty, and some would find it disconcerting…but not good ol’ Mr Joe Twitch here

Joe realizes that the best thing he can do is slap those simulated ass cheeks, spread them wide, ram it on home and fuck the bitch until she begs for more…lessons he can then apply when he graduates to real women.

Have you ever been to Mardi Gras?  The carnival runs through the streets and all the pretty chicks line up to flash everyone their tits for some beads.  It’s a crazy scene with flesh exposed practically everywhere and strings of beads overflowing around hot babes necks.

If you’ve ever wondered why these seemingly ordinary chicks become so eager to show off their stuff to the masses, some even flashing on film (wild!), it’s because they know how much fun they’re going to have later when they get together those strings of beads, some lube and oil and work those shapely bodies all over with their well-earned beads to explosive orgasmic bliss.

Ted and Kelly learn that while spectacular for home and garden projects, Home Depot’s sextoy department has a long ways to go.